Saturday, April 25, 2009

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Once upon a time a woman sensually paradoxically, with a voluptuous body stockings, half left. So sensual lips felt like half-eaten, half caressing, who did not die for that break a hip, if not to be too exquisite? Who did not long look in that eye covered by your lens, of unspeakable intensity? Average used a soft black color that revealed the eroticism of his legs. Stockings only available in selected boutiques in the city. Could afford unique means of tissue from the same Persia if it wished, but was satisfied with the exotic shops multiprice , with goods from faraway China. The optimal solution is not always perfect.

talking about half ... Let

half. Or rather, the art of leaving things halfway. I do not mean to leave someone with the Boxers lowered and stiff-not something I recommend it, sooner or later you will pass this bill, "but other situations juveniles. Leave a book half, such as The Pillars of the Earth (typical). It's funny then give the answer when they tell you and ask you: "- Yes? Do you like reading? What is the last book you read? - Pillars Earth, but I finished, eh? ". If a chapter are deemed to have read a book, if I write in this blog means I'm a bestselling author? (I have not left a rhetorical and situational parallelism better, sorry).

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And I going to say things that are just in the middle. Could put many examples. One sometimes feels that it is in the middle, there clogging. Screw them. Tupperware in the kitchen, without going away to not get tired too, are everywhere, like the gods themselves. Or love, "love is around the world." Then there are objects that are always in the middle but his master never find them: the snuff, lighter, mobile phone, wireless, the bonus meter. It is known that live in our home but why do you never are when you need them? It's like certain people, who are for some things and then for others are ghosts in the literal sense (where are they?) And figuratively (schmuck ....) There are even objects (actually also people, but let's put aside the human aspect) that make their appearance several weeks after his disappearance. Do you remember, dear fellow floor, of those delicious and flavorful chicken breasts leftover unosde our banquets? Were at the bottom of the fridge, hidden deep in the lush undergrowth in the shadow of the Tupperware Im.

Then go halfway. Do not say that's unlucky in love, lucky in the game? Having seen ... between the crisis and emotional stability that can be felt (palpated mmm ...) in the environment, it is best not to go half with anyone (except me, if you gain something) or with 11 (ONCE for them Like the literature), or with the original, nor Predictor, or with Daniela. Who is Daniel? The truth is I do not know.

There are things that work by halves. No in my case, it worked 100% for all the world were wondering is this very moment. I am referring more to objects than people, although I have to confess that I have met people who just work ... do not work too. The enter key, not to mention the number 4. The dishwasher, if you unplug. Do not worry flat in this life everything has a solution. Auxiliary keyboard. Withdrawal of the dishwasher + removing any inhuman and watching the plug + plug the dishwasher again. No need to drown in a bowl of rice soup.

One is sometimes halfway into his glass of wine, half with their bread. Gets thirsty. Advocate their desire to come with a small Spring Water bottle , coinciding we're in that season. But what I say of hunger for lack of bread? That is the worst. You can not settle with simple crackers Squire, you need a good loaf of bread. And not just any loaf of bread, say no to the bread! So long and thin ... not going to be that someone accidentally remove an eye or wanting. And so, still thirsty and hungry, very hungry, you tend to resign, "we'll always have Paris." How? We will leave the cities where they are ... Have not you noticed how expensive are the tickets? Do you think we can afford right now a land trip to France? I do not touch the balls.

And now, finally, a few briconsejos:

- think only half, lest you take things too seriously.
- When you get drunk that is only half that then you do things you regret ... or not.
- If everything in life is bittersweet, as the sauce from the Chinese, to take it all means is fair. Neither

half or three quarters. Never forget that half trotting horses reins.